______THE
REVENANT_____
This
is my first of a set of cool web pages of which there will be
hopefully many more!!!!
Mp3
MTV Charts The best MP3 site on the net, well worth
checking out
3DFILES.COM
- 10 Gigabytes of 3D Accelerated Downloads Excellent! If ye like that sort of thing
Tom's
Hardware Guide This is
the place to go to find out anything about the Best hardware
available
Lots
more will be added soon
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me at [email protected]
here
are some one liners to keep everyone happy
- · Depression
is merely anger without enthusiasm.
· Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet
engines
· Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets
the cheese.
· I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week.
· I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me
before we met.
· I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
· I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
· If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her
friends? Sen to harf once
· If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard
enough!
· Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!
· Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37
States.
· Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
· Support bacteria - they're the only culture some
people have.
· Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion.
· The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
· When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong
lane.
· Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense
to be lazy.
· If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as
they.
· Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder ...
· If everything seems to be going well, you have
obviously overlooked something.
· Many people quit looking for work when they find a
job.
· Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal
desire.
· When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets
pretty crowded.
· Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have
film.
· Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
· If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
· Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard
disk?
· Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
· I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
· I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling
out.
· I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn
louder.
· Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
· How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
· Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
· Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
· Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
· Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
· For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened,
small stain.
· OK, so what's the speed of dark?
· Black holes are where God divided by zero.
· All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
· I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got
stuck in my nose.